(malware,funny) for daytime TV/soap opera weenies

I suppose this is the way to package important information for the unwashed masses :-) It's funny if you're in the right mood, otherwise it sounds pathetic.

"Dear IE, I'm leaving you for good"

"I just can't continue with this relationship any longer. I know you say you'll fix things, that next time it'll go better--but that's what you said the last time--and the time before that. Each time I believed you."