(funny) Crap website? Try feng shui

Crap website? Try feng shui | The Register

Is your website underperforming? Does it lack spiritual balance? Do you have the sneaking suspicion that an inauspicious alignment of html elements may be to blame?

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"Just as the world comprises of the five basic elements, each website has five elements and these need to be in balance with one another. Earth is the layout, fire is the colour, air is the HTML, space is name of the website, and water is the font and graphics."