(funny) Symbiotic Ephemeralization

Journalists walk into mortal danger on our behalf, so we don't have to
-- God bless them!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/08/symbiotic_ephemeralization/

Normally I'd have felt tempted, even perhaps compelled, to read the
linked PDF. But thanks to Reg hack Lester Haines, I can have a good
laugh without all the puking that he no doubt went through.